Blardy Smart Alecs
Mar 20th, 2007 by Alvin Chong
How many times have you come across smart alecs? I have personally encountered too many of them to even keep count. Blardy hell, what is wrong with these people? Many a time, I see them going to forums as well as other people’s blogs and leave mindless comments that everyone can do without.
Take for instance when a forumer asked, “What should I do? I am in love with this girl and I don’t know if she feels the same.”
Some idiot then replied, “Don’t be a man with no balls. Go and approach her and just tell her you are interested. If she is into you, good for you, if not, move on and get a life.”
What in god’s name was that? Don’t try to be smart OK! If he had the balls to approach her and tell her, he wouldn’t be here asking for opinions OK! I am not saying they cannot give their opinions but at least give one that will help him and not something that wouldn’t do him any good. Don’t try to be smart giving such an answer because this is real life and the world is never an ideal place to live in. You think courting a girl is as easy as I like you, you like me? If you don’t, I am looking else where? EASIER SAID THAN DONE, OK!!! So shut up with stupid replies like that.
Then, there are people who hop around people’s blogs, read what people have to say and then leave comments like these ones:
“You are such a disgrace because your English suck big time.”
or
“You look fugly the whole world can die looking at your pictures.”
or
“Your blog sucks!”
or
“You ought to get a life. All you do is sit down here and blog. Go out and socialise.”
Yea, my English suck big time, then again, why were you here in the first place? Wait, I am guessing you probably can’t comprehend proper English and so you decided my English “sucks”? Yes, I am fugly and again, you are here, looking at my pictures, not leaving…… still not leaving…… still here looking at my vain pictures. Yes I know, I am handsome, you are not. You are just here to insult me to make yourself feel good. I know, I know, you are here to compliment me, so SHUT UP with the stupid comments already, CAN?!?!?!?!.
Oh and my blog sucks by the way, BUT YOU ARE STILL HERE!!!! WTF DO YOU WANT?!?!?! Speaking of which, I do have a life. In fact, I believe I have a wider social network than you losers do. Wait a minute, while I was out having yam cha sessions with friends, out having a great time with my family and friends, where were you? Oh I see now, you were being a sad fuck, browsing through my blog and probably a few others having a great time spamming us with your useless, good for nothing comments. Talk about getting a life, YOU SHOULD GET ONE!!! What’s more, you leave comments anonymously thinking people won’t know who you are? tsk tsk tsk. Sure, we probably won’t know who you are and we don’t wish to know.
That’s about all I have to say about smart alecs. The next time I receive spam comments, I’ll happily be marking them as spams and happily clicking away on the Delete button. Trying to hurt my feelings by insulting me? Try harder because I am already immune to that. Keep your stupid comments to yourself, get lost if you don’t like what you read (you probably don’t like everything you read anyway) and get a life as you suggested. Leave your insults in your blog just like I do. It’s your blog after all and I can’t do a damn thing about it anyway. It’s probably the best thing for you to do. Till then, see ya peepz, good night and I’m outta here. 
hahaha.. good one.. and that is the first sign of becoming famous :p
Thank me now you are becoming famous….*tapping foot, waiting*
hahaha… Alvin Alvin.. I see 2nd xiaxue now.. Like the way you blog
Rose,
*Imagining Alvin becoming like xiaxue…..PUKE!!!
Slutty Alvin in action, that’s disgusting!!!
hahahahaahahahahahaha….
Clare, hahaahahaha.. forgot what I wanna say liao..
alvin = xiaxue??? hahahahahahahahahaha
your blog sucks! ahhaha.. just joking.. dont delete my comment! *begs*
alvin~ great post!! Though I must say, I need to say something to you =) But its only between bloggers, not for readers… unfortunately. P & C.
Nicole: Me getting famous with posts like that? Very unlikely. Very soon, people would start flaming me like nobody’s business if I continue with posts like that. hahaha…
Clare: Thank you la thank you la… *steps on your tapping foot* Slutty Alvin in action? YAMPOSSIBLE!!!
Rose: Me = 2nd Xia Xue? Aduhmak, since when? Can’t be.. hahahaha…
faichai: Ya my blog sucks…. BUT YOU’RE STILL READING IT!!! Hmmm.. it takes one to know one….
yomI: Thanks for dropping by. Fuiyo, P&C arr.. so important, now where is my MSN… hmmm….
no body will ever throw stones to a tree tat bears no fruits…consider yourself a little …jz a little fruitful…u’ll be fine.
Hey Alvin!
Looks like some bunch of idiots had nothing better to do. Well, I haven’t got such comments yet ( I don’t want them anyway) so I don’t know how to really console you. Hmmm, I guess the best way is to ignore them and delete their spam?
Hope your blood pressure is not rising too high. Take care.
Cheers, Hui Wen
P.S. You’re a friend of Frank?
huiwen7: Hey there… thanks for dropping by. Well, I didn’t exactly get them but I am just sick of this kinda people. I have seen too much of them that reading their comments just raises my patience a notch or two. Yes, I am a friend of Frank’s. Cheers!
yeow, somebody’s getting famous! looks like some of your “fans” are insecure. let them be.