The Two Girls Tag
Feb 26th, 2007 by Alvin Chong
This girl tagged me and wanted me to do it. Sorry for the late post! Then, this girl also wanted to tag me though she didn’t, but I’ll take it that she tagged me as well. OK? No OK? I don’t care… 
Now, let me see, where is the tag? Hmm… *searching*
Ahh, here, finally… Before that, this meme (what what what??? meme? meme what? Can someone tell me what it means? I am a stupid fella) was inspired from my meet up with someone. Aiseh, didn’t know I’d get tagged also. Anyway, here goes…
1) Who is the first blogger you meet?
Let me think, thinking hard… My friends counted or not? If yes, I can’t even recall anymore. Genuinely, I think the first blogger I met was Ms Clare the kek si lang Ng. This girl here cannot even survive one day not giving me a hard time with her sarcasms. Wah rao, meeting her 1 day can shorten my life 1 year. Her knife hor, very sharp. You insult her dog, she insults your mother. You insult her mother, she insults your grandmother. You insult her, she insults you and your little brother. Tsk tsk tsk… She claimed herself to be shy and guai. Right, then I am like an innocent angel from the sky! *Runs away and hides in a jungle before she reads this*. Trust me guys, I am in so much deep shit for writing this. You guys can start wishing me condolences. If you guys don’t hear from me for the next 1 week, you know what happened.
2) Who is the ‘Most wanted to meet blogger?’ for you?
Aiya, easy la. All the leng luis come and the leng chais go. Someone slap me, I dream too much. My testosterone is taking over me. Huahahaha… OK OK… seriously, I don’t know. Can ask more meaningful questions or not!?!? I have never thought about this. Come la, whoever wants to meet me come, come, semua mali mali. Don’t care la, I want to meet bloggers who want to meet me most. Hehehe! Lesbians, straight, handsome, ugly, fat, thin… semua mali mali… So long as you don’t molest and rape me, I am fine with it. Muahahahaa…
3) Who is the ‘I can meet, want to meet but somehow never got to meet’ blogger?
Huh? What what what?!?!? I can meet, want to meet, what meet what meet? So many meet can! Dunno la, people I can meet don’t want to meet me. People I can’t meet want to meet me. People I don’t want to meet want to meet me. So that somehow makes us never meet.
You see har, for example:
I can meet Kenny Sia, but he doesn’t wanna meet me.
I want to meet Kuching bloggers but they held the meeting when I am still in KL, so somehow we never got to meet.
I want to meet Alisa and Wei Wei, but I can’t meet them and they also very mian chiang to meet me.
The whole collosal thing is that I want but can’t meet any bloggers. I can but they don’t want to meet me. The conclusion is that, we somehow never got to meet. Confusing enough, yes, I am as confused.
4) Who are the group of bloggers you most wanted to meet?
Har, got group of bloggers want mer? Like that also can? Hmm, no idea on this one. Got leng lui group of bloggers? Got? got? If anyone knows of any, quickly drop me a comment and tell me the venue and time. I’ll not miss the meeting for anything in the world. Then hor, guys can siam far far away when I go for this meeting hor. I like some private and VIP time with this group of bloggers hor? OK enough said.
5) Do you have any bloggers/blog readers that you wish to meet right now?
Honestly, I don’t intentionally go out and meet people. I am an introvert and shy guy la. You don’t believe you go and ask Clare la. Wait, she wrote in her blog somewhere that I am not shy hor? That makes her words untrustable. OK, don’t ask her, take my words for it la hor. Any bloggers or blog readers wanting to meet me, I want to meet you right now. Sincerely, I want to meet you people. I want to meet this girl and this girl. Rumours have it that these girls or was it only her, very the cho lo want. A bit a bit also TNS, KNNCCB, CB. Fuiyo, I got a bit scared le… Intimidated wei, but I sincerely want to meet them, unlike someone, want to meet me hor, but, say until very insincere. Just because I am her only unknown blog reader, she mian chiang mian chiang meet me la. I quote her:
“ok la. i got only one unknown blog reader which is alvin. ok la. meet him la meet him la..“
You see? Very the mian chiang, right? *Runs and hides in the jungle before she reads this as well*
OK OK, it seems I have made a parody out of this. I am sorry, but I just suck when it comes to this. Seriously, these are questions I have never thought of and quite frankly, I have no idea. Nevermind la hor? I know you guys have a good sense of humour. Clare, I hope you don’t get offended hor? Alisa and Wei Wei, don’t get offended as well la hor? I know you girls can take it. hehehe… 
Fuuuiyyyoooo, 2am already?!?!? I wanted to post another posting but seeing how “early” it is now, I’ll keep it for another day. Take care guys. Wei Wei and Alisa, don’t say I didn’t give face har… I did it at 1:30am hor?
i m offended. ……..TNS, KNNCCB, CB! i quote u only har. i m NOT REALLY scolding u. when i cho lo? WHEN? TELL! WHEN? * if u dare*
why didnt u quote this? :
’sounds unwillingly but actually i m sincere =}.’
u big liar!!!!!!!! i am totally sincere!!!!
i demand a public apology from u.
muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i give u more face(s), cos i wrote the comment at 3.04am! pay back that face(s) u owed!
I too am blardy offended!! faichai, of course he can give you face(s) lah! His face so big, spare some for you won’t kill him wan! *nudges faichai* Hahahah!!!
Since when my middle name become ‘the kek si lang’??? Kanasai lah u!!!
What what what??? Meeting me one day can shorten your life one year ar?!!! Meeting me only can shorten your life wor!!! Then congratulations lor! You’d die faster than me! Huahahhahaha!!! Buy insurance boi??? Need consultation or not? I recommend Catastrophic Disease Insurance Policy to go with Whole Life Insurance…LOL!!!
Correction: I did not say that I am shy and guai wan wor. I said I am extrovert and naughty wan leh!!! You don’t go around and defame me wei….!!!
You shy meh??? Shy my ass lah!!! If shy hor, you won’t go and suan faichai and me shamelessly only for this meme hor! Wahpiang eh!!! Seven early eight early already see evil (this post)…….Suak liao lah, Alvin! Go shrink your head! Muahahahhaha!!!
I demand public apology for the defamation!!!!!!
Muahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!
Fuiyo, this post, very power la. Within hours nia I already get 4 “hate Alvin” comments. hahaha…
faichai,
When you cholo arr? Hmm… How to say le? No need to say la, want me to put up mer? So much profanity later. hahaha…
Regarding the sincerity… hehehehehe…. I purposely left that part out, because that part makes people think you are sincere. What I wanted to demonstrate is that particular sentence I quoted sound so insincere. hahahaha…
You gimme face? OK la ok la… Thank you so much la for giving me face. I am so honoured you visit my blog 3.04am to comment. I am so touched. haha…
Public apology? I have clarified myself but anyway, ok la, sori lu if you feel offended. hahaha… hope ur not though… hahaha..
So much for typing, now, Clare up next…
WHAT MY FACE SO BIG? !&@^#%!^%$@#!(@*#&!
Your middle name has never been that but was invented by me this morning 1.30am, can?!?!
Don’t want don’t want. No need insurance. Die earlier also better than living older for you to kek… hahahaha
OK fine,you very extrovert and naughty la… happy?
Yes, I am shy, you don’t go and simply tell people I am not hor?!?! tsk tsk tsk…
alvin… gals canot b offended..they r extremely dangerous lol
haha…I changed!!!
I dun knnmb, cb, mch already~~~
I am a GOOD girl.
Finally, I found your blog.Im gonna link u up now.
and by the way…i never say it’s mian chiang to see you ok…
haha..it’s fine with me:)
Your post sounded so sad to me. And i do agree on the 1st point of Friendster. That’s why i never really play Friendster at all! MUAHAHA
Frank: I learned my lesson already. Yes, now I know how dangerous it really is to offend girls but still I just love offending them once in a while. MUAHAHAHA..
baby sa: OK la OK la… ur a good girl la… my fault lo… hehehe. OK la OK la.. u not mian chiang to see me la.. So it’s me mian chiang to see u lo… Soli lo.. Happy?
splashmilk: Yea my posts are sad, initially that is. I have since then decided not to put too much sad things up anymore. I post about it once in a while when I can’t help but to blab it all out. Thanks for visiting BTW.