Undesirable Names
Aug 5th, 2006 by Alvin Chong
I was flipping through some newspapers a few days ago when I stumbled upon this. The NRD has actually compiled a list of undesirable names. I couldn’t help but laugh when I read the list. It got me wondering how humans can come out with all sorts of names without even thinking about how it sounds like in English.
So now, my tribute to some of the names they have listed. Let’s see how they would sound like if used in real life.
DISCLAIMER: Names stated below are fictitious and are merely for jokes. They are in no way related to any real life person. If you cannot take jokes and are easily offended by name jokes, please do not proceed beyond this point. If for any reason any readers have the same name, I reiterate that the names are in NO WAY related to any real life person.
“Hey there Chong Tua Pooi, long time no see, you have grown fatter!!!â€
“Hey there Chang Ang Mor, how’s it going, mate?!?!†(Western style)
“OOI Lu Tua Bug, kua si mi lan jiao?â€
“Eh Lai Sor Chai, can’t you understand what I am saying? You stupid or what?!?!â€
“Lee Tai Yee, why you eavesdrop on our conversation?!?!â€
“Blardy Chiu Chang Chee, go far far away la.â€
“Chin Ho Sze, why you so active and naughty?! Really like a monkey.â€
Please refer to the picture above for the meaning of the names. Omit the surname if you would. They are just there for decoration.
Cheers people!
