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On The Side Note:

1) I didn’t manage to wish you all a very Happy Chinese New Year before I left for Kuala Lumpur, so here I am wishing all my readers a very Happy Chinese New Year and may you have a prosperous and blessed year ahead.

The year 2005 is a bygone and I am here today to present “The World’s Most Emotionally Dangerous Person Of 2005 Award”. Now, bear in mind that I am not personally attacking anyone in this post so don’t shoot personal attacks at me as well. If you feel the hotness of the chilli, go look yourself up in the mirror and if you’re still pissed at me for writing this, then you truly deserve this award. Congratulations! Mind telling me who you are? Yea, yea, go ahead and use the comment box.
After considering all contestants, I am proud to present to you the winner of this year. No no, I won’t name anyone but I’ll tell you the type of person that won this award. The type of person that won this award is none other than the “two face trouble maker” hereinafter referred to as “the winner”.

Seriously, the winner won the award because he is worse than a backstabber. A backstabber does what he does because he has something beneficial to achieve but a “two face trouble maker” does what he does just for sheer entertainment.

The 2005 winner is a person who is seriously ill minded. He makes “friends” just to later end it up with shit lots of trouble. See, he has sheer fun seeing other people conflicting each other. Who is the mysterious source of the conflict? It’s none other than the winner! AMAZING!

The winner is also the kind of person, when being told stuff will start exaggerating and eventually make it sound bigger than the whole world. He also goes about telling different people different things.

He is also the kind, where when being confronted for all his faults and wrong doings, shuts the fuck up and shows his blardy idiotic, son of a gun, bitchy, chao ah ter, pu ki ma, cheebye, mother fucking FACE! (Yes, your face looks that fucking ugly, alright! Deny all you want but you look like shit! So, shut the fuck up and eat my shit!) Later, he goes around explaining to all his peers that he is so god damn innocent and that someone blardy scolded him for no apparent reason.

He can also turn pretty close friends into arch rivals. Enough said! Not to mention, he is also one that contradicts himself in different situations. He is the angel and also the devil. So that makes him everything, need I say more?

Now, isn’t it quite apparent that a “two face trouble maker” is the best suited candidate for this award? So, to those who felt the hotness of the chilli, wow wow wow, chill out. I never said it was you! I just wrote this because I thought the “two face trouble maker” kinda person really deserves it. I have my fair share of friends, or should I call foes, who are “two face trouble makers”. Why are you so pissed and mad? I am sorry if I made you feel this way but really, why are you all worked out? This award was intended to represent the whole population of “two face trouble makers”. So, chill out!

There goes, the 2005 winner. Heck, I so god damn like the “two face trouble maker” kinda person that I’ll even present him with the Darwin Award.

I’ll be handing out “The World’s Most Emotionally Dangerous Person Award” annually so let’s see who will be the winner in the following years.
Oh ya, before I forget, I should hand over some kind of prize for this award, no? Alright, so I’ll end this award presentation ceremony by presenting the winner with the most prestigious throphy of all time and I call upon “the two face trouble maker”. Give him a round of applause. *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

The Worlds Most Prestigious Throphy