Motherfuckers
Nov 8th, 2005 by Alvin Chong
Before we proceed any further, let’s see what motherfucker means. I quote from the Oxford Concise Dictionary 10th Edition:
Motherfucker n
A despicable or very unpleasant person or thing.
Now, having that very simple and concise definition of a motherfucker in mind, I would like to proceed with my post which some might say is extremely outrageous. Put yourself in my shoes after reading this and you’d think otherwise.
I don’t know when or how or who did it. Motherfuckers like them really do not deserve to live. They deserve very much to go straight to hell. Call me cruel, call me evil, call me whatever you want but they really don’t deserve to live. Just who am I referring to? It is those MOTHERFUCKING, read my mouth properly, M O T H E R F U C K I N G thieves!!!
Pardon me because I am writing this in a state of anger that is beyond your imagination. You see, some motherfucker so happened to decide to pick on my dad’s office to break into. I don’t know when they did it but they sure pulled the plan off well or should I say they were lucky to pull that stunt off?
They came in through the back, as usual. I can almost imagine and think what those motherfuckers were thinking. Any Tom, Dick and Harry who has a tiny bit of brain in him would be able to perceive such idiotic thoughts. They hammered, yes they hammered the door handle open. Nice stunt, IDIOTS!!!
Later, they somehow, and this I don’t know how, got the grill opened as well. Notice the hole? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! A stealing attempt done in desperation!!! They somehow got the steel, which was supposed to go through the hole on the latch handle, cut off!
Notice the hole? That piece of steel is gone!!! The grill is practically rendered useless…
The door handle of the door leading into the office was later hammered off! Look at that, the whole handle is… GONE!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Gone… Where the fuck is the door handle?!?!?!
They then went into my dad’s office and took their sweet time dismantling the 4 months old computer together with the 4 months old laser printer that I just purchased for the company.
What used to once be the place where the monitor was sitting is now plain… EMPTY!!!
Now you motherfuckers. Listen up!!! You might have pulled the stunt off this time. You were just plain lucky. Yes, read my lips, plain L U C K Y!!! If I ever, EVER, catch you breaking into the office, GOD BLESS YOU!!! Only god knows what will happen to you!!! BASTARDS, heed my advice VERY VERY seriously. You have just messed with the wrong company and DEFINITELY the wrong guy!
Careful now, your EVERY move is being watched……….
