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On The Side Note:I decided to give my car a wash yesterday and I also gave my floor tiles a wash as well. With no luck on my side, it rained while I was washing up but I couldn’t give a hood since I was already half way through. This was how I looked like after all was said and done.

Alvin “Stupid” Chong

It has been quite sometime since I last blogged. No excuse there, I was just plain lazy. I get tired pretty fast nowadays. Damn, I need some energy booster. Anyone willing to sponsor me some? =)

Oh well, back to the topic. I went to the Beijing Great Wall Of China show on the 25th October 2005. Yes, it was on my birthday alright. It was basically some chinese dance performed by a group called the Beijing Great Wall Of China. They came all the way from China because they were invited to do the show for charity purposes. By buying the ticket, you supposedly donate some amount of cash to the Sarawak Kidney Association.

Well, I was there pretty early. The show supposedly started at 7 p.m and I was there by 6.15 p.m. Being the pessimist that I was, I doubted very much they were gonna start that early. Well, at least not until 8 p.m. Walla, I was right! The show only started at 8 p.m. While I was busy feasting my eyes on pretty girls, some guy was generous enough to let me have a taste of his Hong Kong leg.

Nice leg you have there, buddy!!!

So, thinking I was gonna taste his Hong Kong smell anyway, I thought I might as well neutralize it with my own instead and I gave him this:

Here you go, buddy… Yeeehhhaaaaaa!!!!

Right at 8 p.m., the show started and some man came on stage to give a talk.

Man on stage: Ge wei, huan ying ni men lai tao wo men de…
Alvin: Bla bla bla… get the freaking show started!!!

After a few minutes of talking, the show started and these were a few of the shots I managed to take. Pardon the poor image quality. Afterall, I only took it with a K750i phone camera with 2.5X digital zoom.

Pretty girls with weird hats

I am drooling now…

I would have fainted right on the spot if any of them would have come and talked to me.

Then, came our Chief Minister of Sarawak, half way through the show, and as he was seated, the chairman (I think) of the Sarawak Kidney Assoctiation, went up to address his speech. At times like these, a minute felt like an hour.

Later, the show continued. The 1000 hands dance was great! I loved it.

Pretty girls…

Woo… the 1000 hands effect… nice…

After that, the Chief Minister of Sarawak left and I got to shake his hand. Pardon me now, I think my balls just grew bigger. Let me readjust my pants a little. Ah, that’s better.

Towards the end of the show, there was a lucky draw and sad to say, I wasn’t so lucky. My number was nowhere near any called out numbers. The show ended with me going back empty handed. On the whole, I would rate this show a 3 out of 5 stars. I especially liked the Er Hu performance.